Monday, October 11, 2010

Ick.

I just sent this to the Kraft foods company. For the reals.
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Hello.
My name is Sarah Crawford, and I am a college student in Colorado.
As you may know, your product, "lunchables" is considered part of a stable diet in the college atmosphere. I have thoroughly enjoyed the tiny crackers with tiny cheese slices and tiny ham for many years. However, tiny appetizers in plastic packaging can get a bit boring after a while.
So! I decided to branch out and try some of your full meal deal lunchables. I thought, "Hey! This could be an easy way to have lunch on the go!"
So I purchased The Turkey and Cheddar Lunch Combinations.
Tiny sandwich with tiny cookies and tiny applesauce cup! Yay!
Unfortunately, I was not satisfied with some aspects of your product.
Namely, the water.
I feel like that is a strange thing to complain about, (Water! How can you get that wrong?) but I think it must be done. Frankly, I can understand why you would include the "Kool-ade" drink mix in with your packaged water.
Because the water itself tastes like you went to the nearest gas station bathroom, filled it with the tap water, and then dropped it in the toilet.
Yum!
I would rather you have gathered up some rain in a bucket, and put it in that cute little bottle.
The bottle itself is ADORABLE!
The water itself was...not.
Whatever "spring" you pulled this "Natural Spring Water" from...is lacking in spring-ness. And natural-ness.
And water-ness.
Ew.
I will never purchase those lunchables again if that lame liquid-like substance is included.
Thank you for your time,
Somewhat less than satisfied.